Conclusies van de Dag/Conclusions of the Day

(AKA the mass of unsorted debris my brain ejected today.)

1
Sometimes when you have a knot in one of your muscles, you have to press on it really hard with a thumb/knuckle to make it go away. It really hurts and it feels like the complete wrong thing to do, but it needs to be done, so it's best to buck-up and deal. Or have someone else take care of it, whatever.

2
European tabloids really dislike John Mayer. wtf. I <3 @johncmayer. He's a riot on twitter. tweets almost as much as I do. His bro, @ben_mayer, is funny too. I'm not following his brother in a Mayer-stalky kind of way either. He's actually funny. tweet. tweet.

3
Don't give 99% Cacao chocolate to someone who ingests sugar on a regular basis. Even though the wrapper says Lindt EXCELLENCE, they will not find the taste excellent. Or even edible. In fact, they may put the touched-by-fingers chocolate back into the not-touched-by-fingers package and you will be forced to used that particular piece of chocolate in your espresso because everyone knows extreme heat kills germs.

4
Someone thinks Red Bass is a fish.

World, meet Red Bass:

That is all.